This is a very special update in many ways, but two stand out for me: I loved Nick Cheney topping Guy in this series, and I believe it was the first time that Straight Hell/BreederFuckers features a robot bondage slave. Let’s backup and create some context…Nick and Guy are traders at a big London financial firm. Guy is the shit, Nick teetering on the edge of losing his job and facing ruin. Instead of panicking, Nick is filled with contempt for golden boy Guy, who is a suck up and a doofus, and one day after getting (metaphorically) ass-raped at the office, Nick invites Guy help him drown his sorrows. High flying Guy agrees and they go back to Nick’s apartment for a quick beer.
Now just a note on the acting here…the producers are clearly trying to spread their wings here and do some bigger storytelling. Fantastic. They shelled out for the stock footage showing mighty metropolis London from above, and they set up Guy in a trading office and made it look like he was working the phones and closing deals.
Great in theory, but unfortunately, as soon as Guy opens his mouth, I remember that I am definitely watching porn film caliber acting. He’s very stiff, and might be reading off cue cards. His British accent is so mild and indistinct I think he might be Canadian. Anyway, Nick and Guy crack a beer and Nick tries to make a pass at Guy and steal a kiss. After rebuffing Nick and calling him abnormal, Guy hangs around Nick’s apartment to finish his beer and even settles in on the sofa! OK, so now is he a stilted robot, clueless but too-polite-to-leave Canadian, or someone with Asperger’s that cannot read social cues? Guy starts examining a pair of leather ankle restraints Nick has left out and completely believes that they are exercise equipment, and lets Nick demonstrate how to use them, not questioning when Nick starts roping his legs in the air and his wrists to the legs of the couch. Not a complaint from Guy who is now splayed out on his back until Nick unbuttons his shirt and runs his fingers through Guy’s very thick mat of chest hair.
Finally, we start seeing what made Guy such a favourite. Not only does he have a hairy chest, but he has the furry ass and hole of a prehistoric bear! Thick and dark and lush like a musky forest. Nick loves it and he’s quickly ripping open the crotch of Guy’s suit pants (a loss of maybe £40 at most) and fingering and lubing Guy’s hole. Despite his protests before when Nick tried to kiss him, Guy seems to have no reservations about Nick sucking his cock (or at least he forgot that the script called for him to protest). But before going in for the sweet prize, Nick decides that some punishment is in order and he starts caning Guy’s hairy bum and bare feet. Nick is pretty gentle on Guy, but his ass is still highlighted with bright red stripes after the caning. Nick also snaps rubber bands over Guy’s feet and manages to elicit a pained howl after sending a few snapping jolts through Guy.
Finally, after all of that foreplay, Nick strips down and thrusts his hard cock into Guy’s hairy pucker and fucks him hard. Guy bares his teeth and gives an angry look, but isn’t exactly fighting or flailing. Probably because Nick Cheney’s thick uncut cock feels like a million bucks in his ass, and it feels like heaven every time Nick’s shaved balls slap up against his ass. Nick keeps his shirt and tie on and looks incredibly sexy while he screws Guy’s hole. Guy must think so too, because he’s not really fighting that hard for someone supposedly bound against his will! Nick pulls out, but instead of blowing his load onto Guy’s hairy hole, he inserts three fingers and gives the doofus a good fingerfucking to close the scene, getting ready for something great next time. Anyway, as you can see here, the shaky beginnings of one of the great robot/autistic/Canadian bottom bondage slaves at StraightHell clearly built up into something very great. Click here to re-watch all of Guy and Nick’s gay bondage and hardcore fuck scenes at BreederFuckers!
